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Every Republican Thinks They Are Batman

“Every Republican Thinks They Are Batman”, by Angry Critic Disclaimer: This article is written by a maniacal Republican, is full of language unsuitable for children and is 100% free of any form of objectivity whatsoever. ...

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Guilty Pleasure Movies: Bad Movies We Love To Watch

Bad Movies We Love To Watch The fact that I write a movie blog suggests that I am probably one of those pretentious, movie snobs who scoffs at the thought of a film without stellar ...

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Christopher Nolan For ‘Bond 24’? What Would Happen If Nolan Made James Bond?

Christopher Nolan for Bond 24? So Total Film today reported that with Sam Mendes stepping down from directing duties on the James Bond franchise after his huge success on Skyfall, the group at the helm ...

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Does the top keep spinning at the end of ‘Inception’?: Why America’s Mainstream Movie Audience Needs Closure.

And they lived happily ever after. I blame Disney. The ugly truth is that the average American moviegoer needs closure at the end of a movie. (I said average, so I don’t want to hear ...

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The Best And Worst Ending Movies In Great Movie Trilogies

With Iron Man 3 being released yesterday, I got to thinking about the art of the ‘movie trilogy.’  The Iron Man series will certainly go down as one of the best movie trilogies of this ...

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A Hollywood Mock Draft of Actors and Actresses

MovieMelt’s Mock Draft So with the 2013 NFL Draft underway, the crew here at MovieMelt decided we would hold a little draft of our own.  I got to wondering, if there was a draft for ...

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Peyton Manning’s Homework Assignment: ‘Best Movie Quotes’

Homework Assignment: Manning’s Movie Quotes! We all know that movies are one of the world most popular artistic mediums, enjoyed by all types of people.  Movies are a source of emotion.  One can find excitement, ...

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Why Do Great Actors Make Bad Movies?

So.  Bad Movies. Ever seen ‘The Godfather.’  How about, ‘The Godfather: Part 2.’  Not bad right?  Yeah, I agree.  So Part 2 had a cast for the ages.  It included two of the finest actors ...

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Evil Dead: An Opinion

I am not a big scary movie fan, beings that I am a huge pussy. My mom once bought me a cassette tape of lullabies with my name in the lyrics, and I FREAKED OUT ...

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If Mulholland Drive Is A Rorschach Test, Participation Is Insanity

                            On no universe is Mulholland Drive a good movie. “So me and a couple of my art-school buddies were sitting around ...

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